AGNES AND CECIL ARE ON A FLIGHT.
AGNES
Eee I can't believe these new ruddy security measures. I can't bring my flask of tea on board.
CECIL
Well my Turtle Dove those chaps did try and bring explosive liquids on a plane.
AGNES
Shut up Cecil and stop picking your nose. And now we're not allowed to use the toilet.
CECIL
Well my little fruit tart that chap did try to make a bomb in the airplane toilet. Still at least you've got the empty thermos for that.
AGNES
Shut up Cecil and will you please stop picking your nose. And that's not the worst. I can't believe we have to fly in the bloody nude.
CECIL
Well that man tried to smuggle a bomb in his Yfronts. Besides it's not all bad.
AGNES
If you don't stop staring at those nuns I'm going to bop you. And stop picking uyour nose.
CECIL
I'm not picking I'm scratching it.
STEWARDESS
I'm sorry sir can you please stop picking your nose.
CECIL
Oh this is to much there's no semtex up my bloody hooter!
STEWARDESS
No sir this is Ryan Air it's £5 to pick your nose.