VO
And now as part of Channel 4's experiments in combining hard hitting cutting current affairs and reality TV. Come dine with BNP.
GRAMS
Come dine with me tune.
NICK GRIFFIN
Tonight I'll be preparing a traditional English feast. Rice followed by mash potatoes, followed by rice pudding with milk on the side. It's all white and all English.
VO
Nick's a great reality TV show star. He's chubby, ignorant and looks like he's going to cry alot.
NICK GRIFFIN
Now let's look at the race, I mean rice.
VO
This could be a bit of a disapointment for Nick.
NICK GRIFFIN
Oh no! It's brown rice, English rice has been white since the Ice Age. And the rice pudding is full of currants, they're all brown how did they get in there?
VO
This might not be the end for Nick. Let's see what next weeks contestant Robert Mugabe is cooking up.
ROBERT MUGABE
What ever the neighbours got in his freezer.
FX SOUND OF DOOR BEING KICKED IN AND GUNSHOTS.
ROBERT MUGABE
Get out! I'm occupying this kitchen!
