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The Fattest Man In Britain plot, a copy! Page 2

Probably true - but please calm down Godot, no need for language quite that harsh!

Sorry Aaron, I've been drinking. Well I'm still drinking.

We've all been drinking, Godot.

Aaron hasn't.

I meant literally. Unless Aaron absorbs moisture in some other, alien way?

That green oasis stuff?

Quote: Marc P @ December 27 2009, 9:58 PM GMT

That's the wrong answer. I don't like pies. :(

Ok then erm....re-think......

Pies are the devil's food. They make people fat so that they can sit on religious people in churches and squash them to death leaving only atheists (can't spell it) and evil people on the Earth to destroy souls.

Quote: sootyj @ December 24 2009, 3:29 PM GMT

Is this some sort of moronic windup?

Please excuse Sootyj, Terry. It's the season of good will to all men.

Welcome to the site. Wave

Quote: Godot Taxis @ December 28 2009, 12:17 AM GMT

Terry, you could be right. Or you could be a c**t who's pimping their film by proxy using a made up connection with a mainstream TV film.

I suggest you put the link in the critique section or buy a sandwich board, you parasite.

Please excuse Godot Taxis as well Terry. Wave

Quote: Morrace @ December 24 2009, 3:36 PM GMT

Please excuse Sootyj, Terry. It's the season of good will to all men.

Welcome to the site. Wave

Memory fading along with your saggy mamaries?

Quote: Marc P @ December 27 2009, 9:58 PM GMT

That's the wrong answer. I don't like pies. :(

You don't like pies. You don't like lamb stew. What do you like? Eh? Eh?

I bet he's a fan of cous cous.

Mmm cous cous.

What exactly is cous cous?

Is it someone with a stutter trying to say Cousin?

I dunno what it is actually, some sort of grain or chopped up rice?

It's something grainy and ricey and healthy and boring.

I would have thought Leevil would have known!
(no offence.)

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