BOB IS BEING SHOWN AROUND SOME KENNELS BY JANE
JANE
It's so good that there are people like you who adopt pets at this time of year.
BOB
Yup
JANE
Some of these guys just need some love, can you give them love?
BOB
You bet.
BOB PULLS HIS TROUSERS DOWN AND OPENS ONE OF THE DOG CAGES AND REACHES IN AND YANKS OUT A CHIUAHA.
SCENE2
A FAMILY WITH A SMALL DAUGHTER ARE LEAVING A BUILDING. THE PARENTS ARE CRYING THE MAN HAS HIS HANDS OVER HIS EYES, THE WOMAN THE HANDS OVER HER EARS.
THERE ARE SCREAMS OF LUST AND LOUD BARKING IN THE BACKGROUND.
SOOTYJ IS CAREFULLY SWOPPING A SIGN READING "Dog's Lust," for "Dog's Trust"