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I have room for a carrot and brussels sprout, if you want?

It seems weirdly cruel to grow a potato in a pot. I prefer them free range, as nature intended.

It has to be a very deep pot, plus it's safer from slugs.

Quote: Leevil @ December 15 2010, 3:22 PM GMT

It has to be a very deep pot, plus it's safer from slugs.

Weasel words from a Vegetable Jailer!

*recreates Shawshank Redemption with potatoes*

I think I would prefer a spring onion with it, which I can fry and add to the potato with butter .

Quote: Leevil @ December 15 2010, 3:29 PM GMT

*recreates Shawshank Redemption with potatoes*

It would be a You Tube smash!

So, a potato and a spring onion. Anything else?

What the hell has any of this have to do with Festivus? Where's the airing of grievances and feats of strength? If I wanted hear a bunch of blokes yammering about vegetables I'd go the 'What vegetable are you planting?' thread!

Maybe two spring onions for quite the feast!

Quote: David Bussell @ December 15 2010, 3:34 PM GMT

yammering

Pun definitely (now) intended!

Quote: bigfella @ December 15 2010, 3:33 PM GMT

It would be a You Tube smash!

Especially as the first joke would involve Morgan Freeman as a red potato.

Quote: Marc P @ December 15 2010, 3:34 PM GMT

Maybe two spring onions for quite the feast!

:O

Yes, sir! I shall inform the rest of the house.

Mr P requires a second spring onion-

But Pa', why does Mr P get to have two spring onions and a potato, when we only get the soil from which they grow?

Because he's better than us lad, he's better than us...

Quote: Leevil @ December 15 2010, 3:22 PM GMT

It has to be a very deep pot, plus it's safer from slugs.

Best to have room to earth-up the emerging plant, which promotes more tubers. A pile of tyres can be used, adding more tyres as the plant grows. I don't like growing them in the ground, you have to hunt around too much when you dig them up. At least you know where they are in a pot.

Quote: Nogget @ December 15 2010, 3:41 PM GMT

A pile of tyres can be used, adding more tyres as the plant grows.

I've heard about this not got around to getting any tyres yet though Pleased

or a you tuber smash

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