We went out for dinner with my dad last night for Connor's birthday and we have to drive through a bit of country to get to his house. On the way there we pass a few cow pastures and one of them had the manure spreader go through it and it ended up all over the road and of course all over our car. When we got to Dad's house my youngest pulled him aside and said, "Don't worry Gramps. Nobody pooped their pants. It's just our car." I had a good chuckle at that one.
Quote: catskillz @ August 14 2010, 12:40 AM BSTI was just searching for an old thread and came across this one, and it reminded me of a funny exchange I heard when I was on a plane, flying over to Ireland, where I was DJing in a club, years ago:
Air Hostess: Would you like coffee or orange juice?
Passenger: Orange juice, please
Air Hostess: Orange juice pie?
Passenger: Er no, orange juice, please.
I just couldn't believe that the Hostess could've seriously believed that the bloke had thought, 'Hmm, now let's see, coffee or orange juice? Well, I'm in the mood for orange juice, but I'd quite like some pastry with it.' Also, unless she was new to the job, she must've heard thousands of people say the words "Orange juice, please" to her, so you'd have expected her brain to tell her that she'd just misheard him. There wasn't even a hint of a smile on her face, so she'd obviously ruled out the possibility of the pie request being a joke.
Having worked in the airline industry for a couple of years, I can relate to her, the public do ask for some strange things from airline staff. I wouldn't be surprised to hear that on the inbound flight she'd have to restrain a 'tired and emotional' passenger who was insisting on an Orange juice pie.
Similar thread hereabouts..
I was sat next to woman tonight who was discussing a very important meeting over the phone, she kept saying 'I had to illiterate' instead of 'reiterate'.
Dumbass!
