British Comedy Guide

Sootyj's signage business 9

A STAGE IN A BIG ARENA.
3 MEN STAND IN FRONT OF VARIOUS INSTRUMENTS NOT TOUCHING THEM
MUSICIAN1
Urrgghh I'm not touching that keyboard it's dirty.

MUSICIAN2
Where's my handwash?

MUSICIAN3
Help did I leave my lights on?

THE AUDIENCE BOOS THEM.

SCENE2
SOOTYJ IS BEING CHASED UP THE ROAD BY MITCHELL AND WEBB

MITCHELL IS WAVING A SIGN WHICH READS "OMD Concert tonight."
WEBB IS WAVING A SIGHN WHICH READS "OCD concert tonight"

MITCHELL AND WEBB TOGETHER SHOUTING
Hennimore!

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