I called Jeremy Vine today, to tell him I left my wife for my gay lover. As he had a topic today about homosexual men leaving their wife's to be with a man.
I'm John from Warwick, but with a Bristol accent.
Start it at 49 minutes in.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00pf74h/Jeremy_Vine_22_12_2009/
Congratulations, Scotti, very brave of you to share your pain. Though on iPlayer you seem to be called 'John'...? 
Loved the bit about "we went to Laser Quest". 
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 22 2009, 9:54 PM GMT
Congratulations, Scotti, very brave of you. Though on iPlayer you seem to be called 'John'.
Loved the bit about "we just went to Laser Quest".
I didn't use my name, no. Bit scared.
I think he knew towards the end, as he rushed me off.
I was going to end on the words 'Well, it all boils down too the fact that I prefer cocks to frocks, Jeremy'.
"We don't go away camping"
Well done though, you didn't sound like an obvious prankster, which is a difficult thing to achieve. I suggest you do more of these.
Just listened again. Agree with Ben about the camping bit, plus also loved the "in the garden, we just had our shirts off... Had to tell the wife everything..." bit.
Well done fella!
Did all seem very natural though....
It was funny, as I got the call from whoever works in the office who takes the calls and puts them through to the studio, whilst I was driving. (They ring you back, when you call to say you have something to say)
He says, 'you'll be on in a minute'. So I had to pull over, and park.
That was it, I was on, and that was the shit that came out of my brain.
Classic!
If I hadn't known I wouldn't have thought it was a wind up.
That did make me laugh.
Scotti, if that was you, then I must say I'm very, very impressed with your delivery and ad libs, it sounded totally convincing.
Laser Quest!
Always worth having a listen to some of the phone calls Peter Cook used to make to the Clive Bull show on LBC, in the guise of Norwegian Sven...
Do more Mr Dog!
Hahahaha, that was hilarious, not a defo prankster as well.
The laser quest bit slayed me, did you put in the accent or is that just you normal voice?
No, I put on the accent on and hoped for the best. (i can do most accents reasonably well)
I have actually done this before, a few months ago...
and posted it on here actually! I'll have to find it. I titled it something like, lunatic on radio 2 or something like that, I will find it in a bit in general.
Very funny, loved the camping and the lazerquest bits.
Jeremy Vine is such a sanctimonious tw*t, I find it almost unbelievable that he's Tim Vine's brother.
EDIT:
Found it, unfortunatly it won't allow you to watch it, as it's old.
But I posted it to gauge peoples reactions.