British Comedy Guide

Sootyj's signage business 8

HORTON THE ELEPHANT IS STOMPING THROUGH HIS COLOURFUL JUNGLE.
HE REACHES A CLEARING WHERE ALL THE OTHER MAGICAL COLOURFUL ANIMALS ARE STANDING IN A HUGE CROWD WITH BURNING TORCHES.
HORTON STANDS UP AT A LECTERN INFRONT OF THE CROWD.

HORTON
There is a conspiracy in this jungle. The Interntational Zionist Occupation Government will make slaves of us all!

PULL BACK TO REVEAL A HORRIFIED AUDIENCE OF JEWISH CINEMA GOERS WHO HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FILM.

SCENE2
SOOTYJ STANDS OUTSIDE A CINEMA HE HAS 2 SIGNS; SIGN1 "Horton who's a who." SIGN2 "Horton fears the Jew."
HE LOOKS A BIT EMBARASSED

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