I've been adding a few of these on Facebook but wondered what others you lot could come up with. The first is a rip off from Viz but the rest are my own. 
Parents! Use frozen Brussel Sprouts as a healthy alternative to boiled sweets for your kids
Shoppers! Be sure of getting the Christmas gift you want by only buying presents for yourself
Revellers! Ensure a 100% turnout at your Christmas party by only inviting yourself
Hermits! Tired of not seeing anyone at Christmas time? Try getting out more
Drinkers! Avoid that nasty hangover and unsightly sick-stain on your bathroom wall by merely drinking fewer units of alcohol
Children! Avoid the upset of knowing your parents have lied for years about Father Christmas by accepting that he simply does not exist - get over it
