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General Election 2010 Page 36

What surprises me is that people have been confidently predicting the results of the election for months now, despite the fact that throughout history there have so often been unexpected results.

I'm genuinely unsure and worried as to what the outcome might be.

Could Labour honestly still win?

Yup loads of my mates are voting labour under the.

"Better the devil you know" excuse.

Obama still seems to be popular over there, so why don't you guys do us a favor and elect him? I'd settle for Hillary at this point ...

For almost all of us life will be the same whomever wins the election.

Quote: chipolata @ April 17 2010, 4:17 PM BST

For almost all of us life will be the same whomever wins the election.

Not me. The Tories have pledged to make me suffer, because my wife left me on my own to look after the kids.

Quote: Nogget @ April 17 2010, 4:20 PM BST

Not me. The Tories have pledged to make me suffer, because my wife left me on my own to look after the kids.

Quite right too!

Quote: DaButt @ April 17 2010, 4:03 PM BST

Obama still seems to be popular over there, so why don't you guys do us a favor and elect him? I'd settle for Hillary at this point ...

Obama is far too right wing to be acceptable to a British electorate. His popularity over here is based on being relatively sensible for an American.

Quote: Timbo @ April 17 2010, 4:28 PM BST

Obama is far too right wing

Yeah, right.

Quote: DaButt @ April 17 2010, 4:35 PM BST

Yeah, right.

Do you honestly believe the Fox party-line that he's a communist?

No, but he's not in any way "right wing."

Quote: DaButt @ April 17 2010, 4:48 PM BST

No, but he's not in any way "right wing."

He is in the European context?

Quote: chipolata @ April 17 2010, 4:57 PM BST

He is in the European context?

It probably feels good to say that, but he is as big a lefty as the world has ever seen.

Quote: zooo @ April 17 2010, 3:58 PM BST

Could Labour honestly still win?

God have mercy on my soul if they do.

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