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General Election 2010 Page 11

Quote: Paul W @ March 16 2010, 8:15 AM GMT

I reckon he'd settle for £50 backhander and Skegness.

That's John Prescott, surely.

Quote: Aaron @ March 16 2010, 3:56 PM GMT

He wouldn't accept; he'd have to give up his non-dom status.

Laughing out loud . True.

Quote: Aaron @ March 16 2010, 5:27 PM GMT

And Alan Duncan. He's great.

He's not a character. He's an odious little twerp.

Quote: Bert Bastard @ March 17 2010, 12:43 AM GMT

He's not a character. He's an odious little twerp.

One man's odious twerp, is another man's character.

I found the song I remembered

Maggie Thatcher, Put her in the bin,
put the lid on, selotape her in,
if she gets out, bonk her on the head,
and glory, glory, Maggie Thatchers dead.

Regrettably not so although I continue to freeze bottles of my urine in case I go first. My Executors know what to do.

Quote: Aaron @ March 16 2010, 10:44 PM GMT

So was Herman Göring.

That's true. They don't make em like Herman anymore.

Quote: DaButt @ March 14 2010, 2:36 AM GMT

You're having another election already? I'd normally wish you the best and hope for a result where an asshole didn't win, but that's in the realm of wishful thinking, isn't it?

This is the UK. We have Arseholes over here!

Quote: David Carmon @ March 17 2010, 11:54 AM GMT

I found the song I remembered

Maggie Thatcher, Put her in the bin,
put the lid on, selotape her in,
if she gets out, bonk her on the head,
and glory, glory, Maggie Thatchers dead.

Is that part of Elvis Costello's "Tramp the dirt down?"

Quote: Chappers @ March 17 2010, 6:50 PM GMT

This is the UK. We have Arseholes over here!

Where has Morrace got to? Unimpressed

Quote: chipolata @ March 17 2010, 7:50 PM GMT

Where has Morrace got to? Unimpressed

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Quote: The Giggle-o @ March 17 2010, 7:59 PM GMT
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Laughing out loud

Quote: Chappers @ March 17 2010, 6:50 PM GMT

This is the UK. We have Arseholes over here!

Is that part of Elvis Costello's "Tramp the dirt down?"

Haven't a clue, it's just a song that was doing the rounds back in 1990. I was only 6 :)

Nick Griffin has not been fully open with his North West constituents according to fellow North West Euro-MP Chris Davies.

Liberal Democrat Davies has made the accusation against BNP leader Griffin after analysis of Griffin's expenses claims uncovered huge inconsistencies.

After pressure from Chris Davies, Griffin finally published an expenses statement within the last fortnight but it is inconsistent with previously published information about the staffing of his office.

Griffin has previously declared that he employs three members of staff (one of whom is also working for Yorkshire MEP Andrew Brons) but on his expenses statement he claims to employ eight people, none of whom are named and only one of which has a job title matching his previous claims.

Griffin also claims to have donated £5,575.91 to a fund that has only declared income of £4560.65.

Davies said, "The latest statement of expenses from Griffin has raised more questions than it has answered."

"He is claiming to be transparent but in reality the way he is spending taxpayers money is as clear as mud."

"He needs to be open and honest about who is working for him and where he is spending his constituents cash."

"Either Nick Griffin doesn't know who is working for him or he is hiding information from the voters. The people of North West have a right to know which."

I blame the foreigns.

Honestly though Nick Griffin a crook? Wow shock horror.

I bet he's too thick to rip his expenses off like a proper politician.

I find it incredibly distasteful to single out Nick Griffin. The whole of the EU is on the make.

The point is more that the expenses for MEPs and comissionaires are so obsene. That the idea someone would need to fiddle them is slightly laughable. I mean an MEP can legitimately claim about a million squids.

Quote: Aaron @ March 18 2010, 10:34 PM GMT

I find it incredibly distasteful to single out Nick Griffin. The whole of the EU is on the make.

Hear hear! What's the poor bastard ever done to deserve such contempt? Whistling nnocently

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