British Comedy Guide

General Election 2010 Page 10

It really would be terrible.

Thing is people have no real intrest anymore do they.

There are also no characters in politics these days.

We need a new Maggie.

We need old-school Boris back.

And Alan Duncan. He's great.

Pity Mo Mowlams gone, she would have been good.

Anyone else recall a song from when Maggie left? Went something like

Maggie Thatcher Stick her in the bin

Put the lid on Selotape her in

If she gets out bash her on the head

..(forgot bit)....Maggie Thatcher's dead!

Quote: Aaron @ March 16 2010, 5:27 PM GMT

And Alan Duncan. He's great.

He's not. Really!

Alan Clark.

Paddy Ashdown.

Tony Benn

He is. Really!

Can't stand Tony Benn.

He'd go anywhere for a free lunch.

I don't think you can accuse Mr Benn of being money driven.

He's a bell end.

Quote: bigfella @ March 16 2010, 9:25 PM GMT

I don't think you can accuse Mr Benn of being money driven.

True but you could say he was an egotistical, naieve, pillock, a failure living in a past that never existed, a traitor lucky to avoid the gallows, a fool so patronising of Muslims and hateful of Israel as to be an accidental racist, a never was, beloved of the never to be listened to, the empty stupid face of why Labor is the shameful leftovers of it's past glories, a pipe smoking, incompetent c**t stick, who managed to breed a turd of a son who is an even bigger c**t, a sentimental bucket of abortion waste and one of the reason no one takes this country seriously anymore.

But no he isn't money driven or interested in a free lunch.

Oh and I think he sucked Sadam's cock and thanked him.

Quote: Aaron @ March 16 2010, 9:30 PM GMT

He's a bell end.

That just about sums up the entire Labour party really.

Except Diane Abbot, I like her and that's just mainly because she's funny on This Week.

Quote: Richard Wells @ March 16 2010, 9:46 PM GMT

That just about sums up the entire Labour party really.

Except Diane Abbot, I like her and that's just mainly because she's funny on This Week.

:D Agreed!

One-eyed volcanic tempered Gordon Brown is a character.

So was Herman Göring.

Precisely. Characters are still there. Even someone as seemingly banal as Cameron is this upper class twit desperately trying to pretend he's an everyman called Dave.

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