British Comedy Guide

The Queen's Speech

MUM: C'mon, you lot, Shut the fark up. She's on!

DAD: You heard, her. Shut yer gobs.

SON 1: S'a waste a time.

DAUGHTER: Bloody right. Never shows it, does she?

SON 2: Never ever seen it, have ya, mum?

MUM: Nah, ain't seen it - YET! But it's gotta be good. Every year they say she's
gonna show us.

DAD: This year we're gonna go the distance. She probably gets it out at the end.

FX: THE QUEEN COMES TO THE END OF HER XMAS SPEECH.

SON 1: She didn't even mention it! I ain't watchin' her next year.
She can stick her peach up her arse for all I care.

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