Well,no joy for me. Here are my submissions for this week. Please comment on my lack of success... These are my first ever attempts at writing so don't be too harsh,although any help will always be appreciated:
Vox Pops
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No. 1
What? The police are spending seventy grand a day hiring out cars? [PAUSE] I thought Sting was a bit of a greenie?
No. 2
Yeah well what about that arms truck that went missing in Yemen then? I mean, did the legs and torsos make it okay?
No.3
My predictions for 2010? See that Simon Cowell? See during the 2010 X Factor final. I can absolutely guarantee that he'll say, to whoever the star guest performing at the end is, that 'they've made it through to the next round'. (GETS ANGRY) And I'll tell you what. (ANGRIER) Everyone will laugh. (EVEN ANGRIER) 'Cause it is hilarious isn't it?! It's very, very funny!
Short joke
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Danish police have advised cartoonist Kurt Westergaard to increase security around his home after two more intruders attempted to break in. The nationality of the suspects is unknown, however, one yelled "meep, meep" at police before both fled the scene on an a Jet Propelled Pogo Stick.
Like I said, first ever attempts at writing. I am gona stick with short jokes/vox pops/corrections for the run of the show just try and improve my writing.
Thoughts?