A story from my childhood

What is this supposed to be? It reads like a passage from a book. Regarding "ending" problems: This is usually due to a lack of a begining and or am middle. You "story" is a mental meandering. It's directionless. It has no objective. It goes nowhere. HOWEVER, to give youy a bit of inspiriation: The end could be that Uncle Gary turns out to be Frasier's incestuous dad.