British Comedy Guide

The average BCGer? Page 2

I score 5 or 6.

We are average at the average.

Anyone want to suggest anymore.

13 He is hetrosexual.
14 Only one BCGer is a Dr and he isn't a proper one.

I think we all lose.

Quote: Leevil @ December 17 2009, 9:15 PM GMT

I think we're all losers.

:D

Quote: sootyj @ December 17 2009, 9:14 PM GMT

14 Only one BCGer is a Dr and he isn't a proper one.

What do you mean, not a proper one? Angry How dare you speak of Dr Mato that way!

15. You think that you are the funniest person on the site.

If it wasn't for no.9 I'd be more 'average' than Sooty!

*stops to re-evaluate life*

I score 5. How average.

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 17 2009, 9:36 PM GMT

What do you mean, not a proper one? Angry How dare you speak of Dr Mato that way!

Sigh ok

15 Only one is a proper dr another knocks women out and gropes their tits whilst masked men cut them.

Happy now?

Quote: sootyj @ December 17 2009, 10:07 PM GMT

Sigh ok

15 Only one is a proper dr another knocks women out and gropes their tits whilst masked men cut them.

Happy now?

That's better. :)

\0/ Woot! Woot! I score 9 out of 10! That must make me an above average BCGer.

Now that sooty has this info, expect to receive a lot of spam emails.

Thank you for taking part in this survey.

Hey Renegade,

As a 25-45 year old unsuccesful comedy writer and junk food snob my sexy East European triplets friend would really love to meet you. For kinky sex and sitcom appreciation.
Could you send the flight money 2 million pounds to my off shore bank account?

Quote: sootyj @ December 17 2009, 11:16 PM GMT

Could you send the flight money 2 million pounds to my off shore bank account?

Yeah, the Halifax Junior Savers account isn't exactly offshore. Besides, you'll have to wait until my £30 million comes from my good friend, the Nigerian finance minister.

That is fortunate as I am also the Nigerian finance Minister. And as I have told you Mr Carpark I can only release the 30 million after you place 300 million in my account.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 17 2009, 11:21 PM GMT

my good friend, the Nigerian finance minister.

Loser!

Burkina Faso is the place to invest if you really want to make money !

Dr Abdul Aziz, Assistant to the Treasury Minister, told me so.

:)

Quote: sootyj @ December 17 2009, 8:08 PM GMT

1 Male
2 25-45
3 An anonymous job in IT or something else with a PC.
4 Probably writes comedy
5 Politically conservative but doesn't belong to a party.
6 Loves puns
7 Is a junk food snob.
8 Is an agnostic or atheist.
9 Probably believes in one eccentric theory
10 Non racist but has a deep dislike of PC that could border on prejudice.

1.Yes
2.No
3.No
4.Like most on here,no.
5.That's conservative in a non Tory way i.e. supports and votes for a major party but isn't a member? If so, yes.
6.In extreme moderation
7.Hate the shit
8.If someone shows me a religion that doesn't depend on something after this, I'll consider it.
9.No
10.Yes

So what does that little lot make me?

Pleased

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