WE SEE A SIGN WELCOME TO ENGLAND. A MAN ENTERS A MCDONALDS.
EVERYONE TURNS TO STARE. THE SERVER WALKS UP TO THE MAN AND STARES RIGHT THROUGH HIM.
THE MAN STARTS TALKING. FROM THE SERVER'S PERSPECTIVE HE JUST HEARS SLOW MOTION MUMBLING.
SERVER:
Hey Jarek. Gonna need you to translate again.
JAREK WALKS UP TO STEVE. FROM THE SERVER PERSPECTIVE WE JUST HEAR SLOW MOTION MUMBLING AGAIN.
SERVER POINTS TO THE AMOUNT ON THE CASH REGISTER AND STEVE HANDS OVER THE CASH.
CUT TO STEVE GETTING ON A SMALL MINI BUS. CAMERA REVEALS A BUS FULL OF SCOTTISH FOOTBALL SUPPORTERS.
CUT TO THE SERVER HOLDING THE CASH - WE SEE IT'S ALL SCOTTISH NOTES.
SERVER:
(Ripping up the notes) SCOTTISH BASTARDS!!!
CUT TO THE MINI BUS FULL OF SCOTTISH FANS SHOWING THEIR ARSES AS THEY DRIVE OFF.