Sootyj's signage business.

SCENE1
A CONFERENCE CENTRE AFTER A MASSACRE.
THE WALLS ARE SPLATTERED WITH JAM, CUSTARD AND BLOOD.
ONE HALF OF THE ROOM IS FULL OF REDNECKS WITH SMOKING GUNS COVERED IN JAM, CREAM AND CUSTARD.
THE OTHER HALF OF THE ROOM LOOK LIFE CHEFS THEY ARE ALL DEAD WITH MULTIPLE GUNSHOT WOUNDS.

SCENE2
SOOTYJ IS EXPLAINING HIMSELF TO SEVERAL UNSYMPATHETIC LOOKING POLICE OFFICERS.
HE HAS TWO SIGNS
SIGN 1 "The national trifle association annual bunfight."
SIGN 2"The national rifle association annual gunfight."

"Hennimore !!!!!"

Nicely silly. This will make me chuckle whenever I think of it. I like.

Quote: pipistrelle @ December 15 2009, 3:17 PM GMT

"Hennimore !!!!!"

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True but Sootyj's signage business has been in business for quite some time.

All signs point to yes!

That Quicksand sign you did me has disappeared sooty. I want my f**king tenner back.

That sign was for the band featuring; Freddie Mercury, George Harrison and Kylie Minogue.

Doh that was the "sick band" sign!

Sooty's signage company is too good to be sketches alone. I demand you open it up as a real business too... please.

I liked that mr sooty. lol

Fancy filming it?

Yes very good. Reminds me of a couple of sketches I wrote uears ago. I'll have to dig them out/up.