Well which bit of your life? Is it about my main job in social care or my part time job as an international super spy?
If they made a sitcom about your life... Page 2
Quote: IT David @ December 12 2009, 1:23 PM GMTI would hope to include a satire of how Bill Gates was able to monopolise the computer industry, an occurence that to my mind was easily preventable.
By other developers having equal or better software.
Quote: sootyj @ December 12 2009, 3:22 PM GMTWell which bit of your life? Is it about my main job in social care or my part time job as an international super spy?
Ah, ok. That makes sense then. 
And here is the first part of theme for the sitcom based laugh fest
"Isn't it Aaronic"
Another sitcom came on that wasn't that great
He watched the show and reviewed it the next day
It's a black guy or bloody Peter Kay
It's a death blow pardon for two shows which grate
And isn't it Aaronic... don't you think
It's like the worst week on your wedding day
It's a Miranada when you've already dismayed
It's the good life that can't keep you awake
Who would've thought... it figures
Mr. Duty Free was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to write that shite
And as the ratings crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it Aaronic... it still stinks
Apologies to Aaron and Alanis Morissette, but not northern know it all Peter Kaye.
TITLE
Peanut Butter Ellie
WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
Flat sitcom about living with a nudist who dates a girl from Taiwan. Ellie dates plenty of men and the sitcom revolves around the hilarity about finding the right one with a different man per episode.
STARRING
Sally Phillips as Ellie
Mathew Horne as housemate.
TITLE
Who ate all the pies?
WHATS IT ABOUT.
A fat bloke, who becomes not quite so fat.
STARRING
James Cordon as Me
Richard Griffith as my Father.
Title
Bear Cheeks
Premise
Hilarious story of primary school teacher selling pupils into white slavery.
Starring
Gary Glitter as Roscoff
Jonathan King as Peter Stringfellow
Roman Polanski as Cliff Richard.
Quote: bigfella @ December 14 2009, 3:25 PM GMTTITLE
Who ate all the pies?
WHATS IT ABOUT.
A fat bloke, who becomes not quite so fat.
STARRING
James Cordon as Me
Richard Griffith as my Father.
Surely "who didn't eat all the pies?"
TITLE
The Slaggs who came in from the cold... and then got sent back out again.
WHAT'S IT ABOUT.
Two Welsh half-wits stumble upon the secret to turn everything into comedy gold, sadly they sell it to Horne and Corden for a bag of chips and a quick fumble with the bigger one of the two... who contrary to the gentlemens' agreement didn't put out.
Rest of the series involves the Slaggs staring at blank pages. Each episode climaxes in the scribbling down of a brief and weak pun.
STARRING
James Cordon as Mathew Horne.
Mathew Horne as himself
Oliver Reed as SlagB
The Original Mr Muscle as SlagA.
Theme
"D-d-d-d-d-death is t-t-t-too g-g-g-good for these lame Welsh y-y-y-obbos" - Gareth Gates.
They already made mine. It's called "Sorry".