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Doctor, I Presume.

Doctor What?- Sketch

EXT. BY A CLOCKTOWER IN A TOWN SQUARE. NIGHT

A man in a long coat and a scarf waits on one side of the clock checking his watch anxiously. A similarly dressed man waits on the opposite side. A man dressed in futuristic clothing approaches the similarly dressed man and grabs him by the arm and urgently leads him away. They talk and walk.

Futureman

Ah Doctor, we have only a minute to insert this diolythium crystal into your TARDIS hyperdrive to create a force field strong enough to prevent East London being destroyed by the Kybermen in a blinding nuclear flash.

Doctor

But I…

Futureman

There is no time to explain. We must engage the crystal as quickly as we can or else millions of people will die. Ah, here is your ship.

THEY ARRIVE AT A CALL BOX AND THEY BOTH ENTER.

CUT TO CALL BOX INTERIOR. THEY ARE CRAMMED IN. IT IS A REAL CALL BOX.

Doctor

I did try to tell you.

BLINDING FLASH OF LIGHT FROM OUTSIDE ILLUMINATES THEM.

Futureman

Bollocks

lol.lol. Very good.
I lurrrrrrrrve the word bollox too.
5 gold stars Hun

To my mind, and if 'bollocks' is the last line under 'CUT TO CALL BOX INTERIOR. THEY ARE CRAMMED IN. IT IS A REAL CALL BOX', what we have here is a very funny and concise sketch that would cost bugger all to film. This would definitely get my vote if it were submitted into the sketch project.

Just an idea, but like Baumski suggested, rather than the world ending, they could cram into the phone box, struggle in there for a short time, then stumble out (perhaps Futureman is pushed out). The "Doctor" could be straightening his clothes and be very irritated by the fool whos interrupted his day.

Hey, I'm just throwing it out there.

I like it too like Baumski said, neat and simple....Oh do you know what I feel pretty stupid, I was about to say that it may need something to show the viewer its a real phone box but of course it's meant to be the TARDIS but it's really small inside...This is a great sketch!

I thought it was a phone box and not the TARDIS?

Yeah it's not the TARDIS but the future guy thinks it is. Sorry I can see where you thought I was mistaken....I know what I meant :P :D

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