Doctor What?- Sketch
EXT. BY A CLOCKTOWER IN A TOWN SQUARE. NIGHT
A man in a long coat and a scarf waits on one side of the clock checking his watch anxiously. A similarly dressed man waits on the opposite side. A man dressed in futuristic clothing approaches the similarly dressed man and grabs him by the arm and urgently leads him away. They talk and walk.
Futureman
Ah Doctor, we have only a minute to insert this diolythium crystal into your TARDIS hyperdrive to create a force field strong enough to prevent East London being destroyed by the Kybermen in a blinding nuclear flash.
Doctor
But I…
Futureman
There is no time to explain. We must engage the crystal as quickly as we can or else millions of people will die. Ah, here is your ship.
THEY ARRIVE AT A CALL BOX AND THEY BOTH ENTER.
CUT TO CALL BOX INTERIOR. THEY ARE CRAMMED IN. IT IS A REAL CALL BOX.
Doctor
I did try to tell you.
BLINDING FLASH OF LIGHT FROM OUTSIDE ILLUMINATES THEM.
Futureman
Bollocks