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I've Been Wasting My Time

Thread dedicated to wasting your time - either on-line or off-line. What have you done which was a complete waste of your time? Hours you won't get back. Pointless, precious minutes of your life which you can reflect on your death-bed served little or no purpose in the greater scheme of things.

Posting on the BCG is the only exception to this category, not because it might not be a waste of your valuable life-force, but because it's far too obvious an answer.

So, it could be anything...

- wandering aimlessly around the supermarket trying to find where they have now decided to store the Marmite
- waiting for a delayed train, which is then cancelled... and turns out to be the wrong one anyway
- holding on the line in a late night Radio 5 phone-in, in the misguided belief that talking to Stephen Nolan is somehow a good idea
- being an unelected Prime Minister trying to run a government

From the most trivial to the most massive, how are/have you been wasting your time and, indeed, life?

Personally I spent an hour the other night trying to argue nicely with 'Freedom For Amanda' campaigners posting all sorts of bollocks about anti-Americanism, the Mafia, Knoxy's treatment being akin to the Salem witch trials, etc... on a blog message board. A complete and utter waste of my time, which achieved precisely nothing. I'll never get that hour back and all it did was irritate me. :(

OK, your turn...

The half hour I spent watching Live at the Apollo last Friday. Manford and McIntyre.
C**ts. They're all c**ts out there!

I spent quite a lot of time arguing the pro-Amanda point on a blog, the other night, under a multitude of identities, just for the hell of it. No idea who she is, but it was fun trolling for an hour.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 9 2009, 10:06 AM GMT

I spent quite a lot of time arguing the pro-Amanda point on a blog, the other night, under a multitude of identities, just for the hell of it. No idea who she is, but it was fun trolling for an hour.

As it turned about they weren't talking about Amanda Burton. I thought it was a 'Silent Witness' forum for a while. :(

I've spent the last year exchanging vaguely flirty emails with a woman I don't fancy. Why?

Quote: chipolata @ December 9 2009, 10:27 AM GMT

I've spent the last year exchanging vaguely flirty emails with a woman I don't fancy. Why?

A woman you don't fancy?

Quote: chipolata @ December 9 2009, 10:27 AM GMT

I've spent the last year exchanging vaguely flirty emails with a woman I don't fancy. Why?

Practice?

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 9 2009, 10:28 AM GMT

Practice?

That was probably true of the first two hundred. Errr

Quote: chipolata @ December 9 2009, 10:30 AM GMT

That was probably true of the first two hundred. Errr

:D

I've been wasting my time on so-called 'high end' PCs - no more (well, not in leisure time anyway).

Quote: chipolata @ December 9 2009, 10:27 AM GMT

I've spent the last year exchanging vaguely flirty emails with a woman I don't fancy. Why?

VAGUELY flirty?

Come back the Chip we all know and love.

For me, sex has always been a bit of a waste of time. Life would be far less complicated without it. And more productive. And more hygenic. Roll on, the maleless utopian future of the feminista dreams.

I spend at least an hour per day looking at progress bars on the screen. Even worse at home with my 12k Compute-o-matic.

Gives me time to disguise my self as an unfanciable woman and flirt online though.

Quote: SlagA @ December 9 2009, 11:25 AM GMT

Roll on, the maleless utopian future of the feminista dreams.

Good chat-up line for the noughties that. ;)

Quote: chipolata @ December 9 2009, 10:27 AM GMT

I've spent the last year exchanging vaguely flirty emails with a woman I don't fancy. Why?

Now you tell me. Angry

Tidying up is a waste of my time. A six year old child can manage to drag everything out and put stickers everywhere in a tidied room in ten minutes.

Quote: scratchyr @ December 9 2009, 11:25 AM GMT

I spend at least an hour per day looking at progress bars on the screen.

I reckon that the average person now spends about a fifth of their life being asked whether or not they want to check for/install updates or "make this your default browser?". The computers have won, we're essentially their key prodding slaves now.

Fight the power! Turn off your grammar checker on Word now. I've spent at least 3% of my life just telling that "tool" to f**k off.

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