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From some 80s sci-fi classics.

"Get away from her, you naughty girl!"

"I'll be back shortly."

"Get to the helicopter!"

'If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon... and for the rest of your frequent flier life'

"Unfortunately, doctors failed to diagnose the terminal rectal prolapse, even after the patient's repeated euthemistic use of the term 'Rosebud'."

"You know what they call a Cleveland Steamer in Paris?"

'Christmas? Bah Sherbet Lemons'

"Remix it, Sam."

Bond. Gary Bond.

If there's something strange
In your neighbourhood
Who ya gonna call?
Police/local wardens or if the shit has hit the fan Steven Seagal.

Quote: Griff @ January 27 2010, 9:47 PM GMT

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. Because it's worth it.

:D

'Hi! I see your trying to shut off Hal 9000, would you like some help with that?'

'What if I take both the red pill and blue pill at the same time? Will I go all Matrix-y?'

'If it gets me out of the war, I'm Private Ryan, Private Suck Yo Dick, Private Whatever You F**king Want, kimosabi.'

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 27 2010, 10:22 PM GMT

'Hi! I see your trying to shut off Hal 9000, would you like some help with that?'

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

"We're friends of Dorothy."
"What, you're gayers?"

Edie: Shouldn't everybody care about everybody else?

Terry: Boy, what a Tory candidate you are.

#FrenchPop

Baguette Trousers

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L'escargot West

The Ooh La Las.

John Bounjourvie

Joan of R Kelly

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