British Comedy Guide

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My momma always said, "Life was like sleeping with whores. You never know what you're gonna get."

"Frankly, my dear, I don't even like jam."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, why didn't she walk into mine?" Teary

There's Spartacus.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory... by Calvin Klein.

ET, phone 118 118.

In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did that produce…? Rather addictive triangular chocolate.

JOE GILLIS: You used to be in pictures. You used to be big.
NORMA DESMOND: I was big. But then the bastards invented Panavision.

That's it man, game over. Game over. Got another quarter?

Charlie don't surf. His area doesn't have cable yet.

Torture you...That's a good idea...bit violent though, how about a kiss?

"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets it wings broken"

"It's raining? I hadn't noticed, because I'm a f**king robot"

"No problem, Dave, I'll do it straight away."

"Your mother paints ducks in hell"

"Made it Ma! Top of the morning to you!"

"This could be the beginning of a beautiful homosexual love affair."

"I'll have what she's having."
"Egg and chips it is then."

"He's not the Messiah.. oh, hang on a sec, he is."

"Life is like a box of chocolates. It makes me sick."

You're a Franchise Harry!
I'm a what?

Zulus, six, maybe seven, of them.

I would rather have tasted her lips just once... but the food blender was on the blink.

Houston, we have a problem. There's three ryebread and I specifically asked for two sourdough.

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Welshman!

Yo... err... Line, please... ah, yes... Adrian!

Soylent Green is people and our secret blend of herbs and spices.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a orthopedic surgeon

Nobody put's Baby in the... Oh it was her choice, that's fine then.

Shane! Come back! Or keep going, whatever you fancy mate.

Use the Force Luke, or that button that shoots the Bombs, your choice.

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Blue Nun.

If you build it, you'll go bankrupt.

Don't let's ask for the moon on a stick.

We'll always have Paris Hilton.

Quote: Badge @ January 23 2010, 11:35 PM GMT

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Blue Nun.

Laughing out loud

Quote: SlagA @ January 23 2010, 1:19 PM GMT

Zulus, six, maybe seven, of them.

Laughing out loud

"Frankly my dear, I don't have a ham"

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