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We Three Opium Kings of Orient Are

Massacre on 34th Street

Dan

Homicide For Christmas

It's a Wonderful Wife-beater

Tis the treason to be jolly.

O Little Town Of Brothelyhem
Silent Night, Unholy Newsnight

Santa's Garrote-o

Fraud Lang Syne

Dan

Saint Nick

Christmas Crackwhores

Lairy Fights

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It's a Wonderful Wife-beater

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Fraud Lang Syne

Dan

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Lairy Fights

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Spoonerific

Contraband Aid

Midnight Mass Brawl

Three Wise Hitmen

Receiving stollen goods

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Receiving stollen goods

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Rudolph the Broken-nosed Reindeer

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Always loved the phrase 'bending and receiving swollen goods'.