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Junior Mastercook

INT. MASTERCOOK STUDIO.DAY

Presenter
Welcome back to Junior Mastercook with celebrity guest judge and top chef, Gordon Romsey. We are now down to the final part of tonight’s contest so without further ado, let’s move onto contestant number one Stuart Davis-Lung who is ten years old with his dessert, Pear in Chocolate with a raspberry compote.

GORDON TASTES THE APPEALING LOOKING DESSERT.

Gordon
MMM…The subtle flavour of the pear is wonderfully offset with the slight bitterness of the chocolate. The raspberry compote is delicious. Well done.
(To Presenter) A very high standard this year. I can’t wait for the next one.

Presenter
And our last contestant Sally Forceps-Jackson- who is only seven- with Rum Truffle with strawberry Joie D’Ange.

GORDON TASTES AGAIN

Gordon
Eurgh…(Spits out in disgust) What is this shit. Who in hell told you, you could serve up this crap and get away with it. I wouldn’t serve this to a starving African let alone a judge in a cooking competition. Did you plan for it to taste like puke or are you naturally pants at everything you spanner. You are a LOSER.

(Begins to chant football fan style making the L sign on his forehead with his fingers) Loser Loser Loser.

CUT BACK TO PRESENTER

Presenter
We’re off to deliberate, cogitate and…

Gordon
No way. The first one, this one is shit.

:D last line made me laugh was nicely paced very enjoyable good job

Very good. Made me giggle which of course is the whole point.

Lol like it too. The last line was a good cut in...perhaps a silence at the end as the presenter doesn't really know what to do. But to be honest it works as it is.

Yes I agree Tom. An awkward silence after the abuse.

It's been a good day for you hasnt it WJFK :D

You're not wrong my friend.

Good - but I think you could have got away with more of a build up.

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