INT. MASTERCOOK STUDIO.DAY
Presenter
Welcome back to Junior Mastercook with celebrity guest judge and top chef, Gordon Romsey. We are now down to the final part of tonight’s contest so without further ado, let’s move onto contestant number one Stuart Davis-Lung who is ten years old with his dessert, Pear in Chocolate with a raspberry compote.
GORDON TASTES THE APPEALING LOOKING DESSERT.
Gordon
MMM…The subtle flavour of the pear is wonderfully offset with the slight bitterness of the chocolate. The raspberry compote is delicious. Well done.
(To Presenter) A very high standard this year. I can’t wait for the next one.
Presenter
And our last contestant Sally Forceps-Jackson- who is only seven- with Rum Truffle with strawberry Joie D’Ange.
GORDON TASTES AGAIN
Gordon
Eurgh…(Spits out in disgust) What is this shit. Who in hell told you, you could serve up this crap and get away with it. I wouldn’t serve this to a starving African let alone a judge in a cooking competition. Did you plan for it to taste like puke or are you naturally pants at everything you spanner. You are a LOSER.
(Begins to chant football fan style making the L sign on his forehead with his fingers) Loser Loser Loser.
CUT BACK TO PRESENTER
Presenter
We’re off to deliberate, cogitate and…
Gordon
No way. The first one, this one is shit.