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I've just got over the mother of all colds; why do people always tell you that you've got a cold. You sneeze maybe 3 times on the trot, "You've got a cold coming"…
It's never a question it's always a statement. Like they are the predictors of viruses, cough twice…. "That's a chest infection that is!"
I was caught having a one night stand once; not using any protection, one of the bastards appeared behind the next bin….. "You've got gonorrhea coming!" I said no her name is……. "Sorry whats your name…."
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