British Comedy Guide

Motorway sketch (had it for awhile)

INT. MOTORWAY. DAY

[Perspective is from the driver of the car]
[Overhead signs flashes up "Think Bike"]
[fade out]

[Cut to driver a little in the day]
[Overhead signs flashes up "Think Bike"]
[fade out]

[Cut to driver arriving home, walking past a sign saying "bike", walking into his house and turning on the TV at Channel 4]

TV:
"And now on 4, Derren Brown's The Events, warning contains flashing images"

Derren Brown:
"Good evening and welcome! You're thinking BIKE!"

[applause, cheering]

Derren Brown:
"Thank you and good night"

[Cut back to shocked looking driver]

Driver:
"Crock of shite, I was thinking of THINK!"

[pan to a wide shot of him surrounded by pictures of bikes]

My thruppence worth.....for what it's worth, on planet earth.

Driver:
"Crock of shite, I was thinking of Katie Price"

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