Sorry been too busy masturbating 
I take no time at all! 
Worst Idea For A Reality TV Show? Page 3
Quote: David Carmon @ December 6 2009, 6:23 PM GMTSorry been too busy masturbating
Tony Blair's excuse for dodging the Chilcott enquiry.
Invest with West.
Fred West helps people start up small business's mostly laying patios.
Quote: sootyj @ December 6 2009, 5:03 PM GMTPlop Star
Idiots try and make an effigy of Louis Walsh out of their own excrement. Simon Cowell looks on unimpressed.
Project fails immediately as making an effigy of a pile of crap from a pile of crap, whilst being watched by another pile of disapproving crap results in so much crap oozing onto the stage that it turns into Jeremy Kyle. A fat woman who drinks Special Brew for breakfast then takes a lie detector test and the lie detector proves that she lied when she said she never had sex with her dog, much to the dismay of her drug smoking goat husband.
At which point, we take a break.
Quote: Michael O'Connor @ December 11 2009, 12:10 AM GMTit turns into Jeremy Kyle.
Oi Mush! You're talking about the man I love !
If you'd care to step outside this forum, I'd be happy to oblige you with a mouthful of signet rings!
BCG Island -
Forum members are put on a remote island and not allowed to leave until they write a full length sitcom script. Warning: contains graphic images of lazy people dying of old age.