Quote: LIME5000 @ December 5 2009, 6:25 PM GMTI was thinking just straight masturbation. As always, Bonus Brucie starts off the nights proceedings...
Worst Idea For A Reality TV Show? Page 2
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 5 2009, 3:15 PM GMTAh yes, just looked it up, it was for Comic Relief a while back. Hmmm, I thought I'd made it up, I guess life is stranger then fiction. Okay then -
Celebrity Interventions -
Celebrity druggies, smokers and alkies are visited by a group of their showbiz pals who try to get them to quit. Lots of tear jerking stuff as Alan Titmarsh says 'You're my best friend and I don't want to watch you die' to Judy Finnigan. It's ratings gold my friend.
This has kinda been done too...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1114705/
Ironically, it featured Jeff Conaway who played 'Bobby Wheeler' in Taxi, who you said you find a very annoying sitcom character today. Spooky! *goes away and checks where life went*.
CSO
Like CSI but set in Luton and instead of investigating intricate murders, the heroes of the CSO tell pissed chavs not to piss in the street.
Paint Wars
The fastest drying coat of paint wins
Fragile X Factor.
Dereck Apple corer.
Derreck Acora has to core 5 billion apples for Mr Kipling as a punishment for being a lying bastard.
One Man and his God.
Priests, Immans and Rabbis try to use divine intervention to motivate sheep.
Pop Idol contestants Shipwrecked and living in a jungle where they have to Strictly dance On Ice in front of Big Brother to prove they have the X Factor so that they can compete on Fame Academy.
Peter Kay did it already !
He just put a daft title together and had a singing comp.
This would be different.
I'd like to suggest Peter Kay for my other idea - Celebrity Death Row.
Victoria Beckham locked in a room with a leaf of lettuce. Day 3: she nibbles a corner, rushes to the bathroom and then goes into the diary room to deny she has an eating disorder. Day 8: Decomposition reaches a critical stage. Day 14: Bones pose for OK magazine, wearing high heels and expensive sunglasses. Husband photographed in bar with Vanessa Feltz.
Crawling with Monkey's. Sci-Fi Edition.
David Bellamy takes us through the various sexual appetites of the common Chimpanzee; set to the motion picture soundtrack of Star Wars.
Plop Star
Idiots try and make an effigy of Louis Walsh out of their own excrement. Simon Cowell looks on unimpressed.
Michael Jackson. Re-Stuffed.
Cookery show hosted by Michael Jackson by Joe's Taxidermy L.T.D.
Community Support Officer, Camera, Action!
Quote: LIME5000 @ December 5 2009, 6:25 PM GMTI was thinking just straight masturbation. As always, Bonus Brucie starts off the nights proceedings...
Why? What's wrong with gay masturbation 
Quote: David Carmon @ December 6 2009, 6:11 PM GMTWhy? What's wrong with gay masturbation
Bleedin' hell you took your time! 