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I know this is dreadful,but I wrote it,so I'll post it. Fire away.

NEWS ANCHORMAN.STUDIO.

Anchorman:I'm joined in the studio, by our sports reporter Frank Daly.
What's the news Frank?

Frank:Well the big story of the week, Tiger Woods.

Anchorman:Had to be I guess.

Frank:Yeah,looks like he's two under at the moment,but I wouldn't
mind seeing his scorecard when he's finished playing
around.

Anchorman:Tough times.

Frank:Tigers been a couple of shots over a birdie for along time,
now it looks like his stroke play has let him down.

Anchorman:Is there anyway back?

Frank:You know,Tigers a great player,and he's been sticking it in holes
all his life,but I think he's just drifted off course and started
poking around in the rough.

Anchorman:What about the car crash?

Frank:I spoke to his caddy today and he said he's always been a
bad driver.You know, its like the golf course,we all hit
one we wish we hadn't sometimes.

Anchorman:Which leads us into our next story, Ronnie Wood...

Much as I hate these over paid, over endorsed ball hitters ( I mean.... really the amount they earn is the biggest joke on this forum)

I liked it, especilly the seg wotsit about hitting leading to Ronnie Wood.

What with 'wood' being a term for a golfing stick, it could of been worked in that way too, so I think this sketch was meant to be born.

It was and it was good, maybe not King of the Jews good, but Goldman Sachs good.

Bring on the celebrity sniper.

The jokes all work. The main problem is probably that all the golfing puns were bagsied within the first 24 hours of the various Woods stories breaking, and HIGNFY has even got the meta-pun gag covered a couple of episodes back.