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Quote: Ming the Mirthless @ December 7 2009, 11:39 PM GMT

In WW2, a British private received the princely sum of £3 per month while his American counterpart received several times that amount.

I remember taking home $1500/month as a married Private with 2 kids back in the mid 80s. It wasn't much, but I could afford all the necessities: apartment, car and beer. I never paid any income tax, had free medical/dental care and managed to make ends meet.

Here's a link to current pay data. As you can see, a Private right out of Basic Training makes $1400 per month. He/she will receive extra for housing (if married), clothing and combat pay when applicable. Meals are furnished and there's a sizable amount of money for university once it's all over. Retirees (20 years) receive half their base pay for life plus free medical care and other benefits.

http://www.dfas.mil/militarypay/militarypaytables/2009MilitaryPayTables.pdf

As a veteran, I qualified for a VA home loan. I bought a nice, new, 4-bedroom home and it only cost me $500 out of pocket to move in.

All in all, you won't get rich, but it's a decent living and some of us have managed to parlay our military training into successful careers.

Iceland

We're still in operation, even though our assets have been frozen.

Bonjela Once - because whilst cat-shit tastes marginally better it won't glue your tongue to your gums nearly so well.

Bonjela is lovely! Yum.

AIDS
Raise money or die trying.

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ December 6 2009, 1:50 PM GMT

Microsoft:

We're the McCanns, and leaving windows open was our idea.

Laughing out loud

Gillette. Tiger who?

The SIMs.

How Lonely do you have to be.

Monkey Vaseline.

Hard day in the jungle...

New 11' Cadbury's Flake.

When 6' just won't do.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 9 2009, 2:03 AM GMT

Bonjela is lovely! Yum.

Bonjella:

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BUM GUFF.

The shit you just don't wanna hear.

Second Life: For those without a first life.

ANY TV PROGRAMME GUIDE

"Your television set is a septic tank full of excrement into which has been dropped a handful of precious and semi-precious stones: this is the sieve."

The Shops.

Wives make us go.

The Sock.

Tissue's gone astray...

Paul Daniel's.

He's a man, just.

and finally...

THE WANK

JUST DO IT!

Lidl

Staffy's also welcome

Premier Inn

Cos no dogger can spot Lenry Henry at night

Bupa

Because We all want to live

Lidl Chicken Pies.

You don't really need to live now do you?

Lidl

Come as strangers, leave as friends

Woolworths

Argos

It's out the back

Currys

No, we don't do deliveries, please stop calling

DFS

Sale now on

Dreams

We make your bed wetter

B&Q

Cos your dad doesn't know it's cheaper anywhere else

Toni & Guy

Hair today, gay tommorrow

MacDonalds

Because it's closer than KFC

MacBook

...You dick

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