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World's most boring

So what's the most boring thing in the world.

I want to know as I am bored and probably boring (I have a drill arf arf!)

Most boring sandwich.
Cheese and tomato, the tomato makes it duller than plane cheese.

Most boring channel.
The community channel, why?

Most boring hat.
Hombury, albeit it has a funny name, which may make it more boring.

Eamon Holmes talking music, films and football.

Quote: sootyj @ December 2 2009, 10:13 PM GMT

Most boring hat.
Hombury, albeit it has a funny name, which may make it more boring.

Even more boring is The Homburg.

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Quote: Chappers @ December 2 2009, 10:20 PM GMT

Eamon Holmes talking.

Ditto Nicky Campbell. :(

James May at times has the most boring segments on Top Gear.

Nicky Campbell having a conversation with a Homburg.

World's most boring island.
Sheppey, you've got some stolen paint a prison and chavs and nothing else.

Most boring vegetable.
Iceberg lettuce, your just water and a few cells.

Quote: Morrace @ December 2 2009, 10:30 PM GMT

Nicky Campbell having a conversation with a Homburg.

In a cheese and tomato sandwich?

Quote: Morrace @ December 2 2009, 10:30 PM GMT

Nicky Campbell having a conversation with a Homburg.

:D ...about dodgy house insurance policies.

Quote: sootyj @ December 2 2009, 10:13 PM GMT

Most boring sandwich.
Cheese and tomato, the tomato makes it duller than plane cheese.

You've gone too far, soots. To far!!

Although, I'll admit I always add mayo. But still. To. Damn. Far.

Angry

Shove some iceburg lettuce in and you've got a winner!

(I bloody love iceburg lettuce.)

Quote: sootyj @ December 2 2009, 10:13 PM GMT

Most boring sandwich.
Cheese and tomato, the tomato makes it duller than plane cheese.

Egg mayonnaise surely?

Most boring hat.
Hombury, albeit it has a funny name, which may make it more boring.

What is a 'hombury'? (If that is a typo for 'homburg' then as inspiration for the Procol Harum classic it is excused all charges of tedium. )

Quote: Leevil @ December 2 2009, 10:44 PM GMT

You've gone too far, soots. To far!!

Although, I'll admit I always add mayo. But still. To. Damn. Far.

Angry

Your cheese sandwiches are as less as your erm limp if you have one that is.

Most boring gender.
Female, even transgenders are more interesting than you.

Quote: sootyj @ December 2 2009, 11:38 PM GMT

Most boring gender.
Female, even transgenders are more interesting than you.

Nonsense! All woman are endlessly fascinating when you're trying to get them into bed. Afterwards though...? Errr

Quote: Morrace @ December 2 2009, 10:30 PM GMT

Nicky Campbell having a conversation with a Homburg.

Quote: sootyj @ December 2 2009, 10:31 PM GMT

In a cheese and tomato sandwich

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 2 2009, 10:32 PM GMT

:D ...about dodgy house insurance policies.

Morrace has hit the mother lode!

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