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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 2 2009, 1:25 PM GMT

However, the aspect that freaked me out the most was the sheer proliferation of quite disturbing t-shirt logos. 'Ooh, I must pop into Wal Mart today and buy some Disney DVDs, I better put on my I Want To F**k Your Skull t-shirt.'

:S

I saw one where a bloke was wearing a 'I hate queers' t-shirt. Errr

I hope he got beaten up afterwards by a skinny little poof. :)

Quote: bamalamafizzvaj @ December 2 2009, 3:11 PM GMT

I hope he got beaten up afterwards by a skinny little poof. :)

The way America's going, soon the only thin people left will be the gay men and the the lipstick lesbians. That sort-of shits on Darwin, imo. Unimpressed

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 2 2009, 3:14 PM GMT

The way America's going, soon the only thin people left will be the gay men and the the lipstick lesbians. That sort-of shits on Darwin, imo. Unimpressed

But childhood obesity means the hetero yanks are less likely to reach breeding age. And if they do, they're less likely to be able to find their willies.

(Except that all the fat is bringing on puberty earlier, but we'll ignore that bit)

I am now very sad. The picture a friend posted is no longer there. It was actually of a Wal-Mart associate with his wife on an off-day. It was certainly "random full body shiver" inducing.

Is Wal-Mart completely associated with "white trash", or is that a little misrepresentative (often in American comedy, to be honest!)?

I went to Kettering today. It must be what Wal-Mart would be like if it were a town. Sick

Quote: Leevil @ December 2 2009, 3:49 PM GMT

what Wal-Mart would be like if it were a town.

Bentonville, Arkansas.

Yes, it's very white trash, especially in the area where I live. I don't know if that's true for everywhere. I always find it amusing when obviously wealthy people are caught slumming by shopping in there.

Tesco here is a bit like that. (I've never been in a Lidl, etc for more than 5 minutes). Looking at the people and then looking at what's in their trolley is quite depressing. Then I look down at the amount of booze in my trolley, under the wholemeal bread, smoked salmon and organic yoghurt and climb down off my high horse. :)

What are Asda stores like?

Quote: AndreaLynne @ December 2 2009, 4:25 PM GMT

What are Asda stores like?

Pretty much like Tesco I think.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 2 2009, 4:20 PM GMT

Tesco here is a bit like that. (I've never been in a Lidl, etc for more than 5 minutes). Looking at the people and then looking at what's in their trolley is quite depressing. Then I look down at the amount of booze in my trolley, under the wholemeal bread, smoked salmon and organic yoghurt and climb down off my high horse. :)

Ahh Lidl. I wonder if people think it's some sort of law Lidl enforces that you must not wash for several weeks before shopping there.

Just wondered, as Wal-Mart supposedly owns a huge chunk of that now too.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ December 2 2009, 4:25 PM GMT

What are Asda stores like?

Asda was taken over by one of the big American supermarket companies, IIRC? Errr

EDIT: Ah, yes, sorry Andie... Whistling nnocently

When I worked for Walmart a few years back, I was given the opportunity to be a part of a team that would be sent over your way to study Asda stores and see what ideas would translate to American stores. Then some hijackers got creative on 9/11 and the project was scrapped.

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