PART1
A PROSECUTOR IS ADRESSING GORDON BROWN AND TONY BLAIR.
PROSECUTOR
Well we finally got you 2 infront of the Chilcott enquiry. What is your justification for the illegal invasion of a foreign country, ignoring the UN and ordering the deaths of 1000s?
PAUSE
Well?
TONY
A bigger did it and ran away.
PROSECUTOR
A bigger boy did it and ran away?
GORDON
It was that George Bush he said he'd give me a dead arm.
PART2
A PROSECUTOR IS ADRESSING GORDON BROWN AND TONY BLAIR
PROSECUTOR
Now Guantanomo what do you say to accusations that you allowed UK citizens to be tortured in a secret base, run without reference to the Geneva convention/
TONY
It was like that when we got there.
GORDON
George Bush did it he said he'd tell everyone at the UN we were gay if we told.