GORDON BROWN IS TALKING TO THE QUEEN.
QUEEN
Primeminister you promised they wouldn't go dim ever.
GORDON
I'm sorry your majesty I thought they would stay bright for 10 years, I thought they'd be good for the environment. Why did I get long life bulbs for Parliament?
QUEEN
I wasn't referring to the light bulbs. I was talking about your cabinet.
GORDON
Hmm they are a bit dim but what's the alternative?
WILLIAM HAGUE WALKS ON.
WILLIAM
A nice shiny conservative bulb head.
GORDON
That didn't 6 months.
