GORDON BROWN IS WAKING UP ON THE STAGE WITH ANGELA MERKEL
THEY HAVE THEIR ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER.
GORDON
Oh Nick Clegg you want a coalition you naughty Libdem.
GORDON WAKES UP.
MERKEL
Get your arm off me you one eyed octopus, God were we pissed last night, hey there's something down my shirt and where's Sarkozy.
SARKOZY OOV
It is I mon cheri, I was looking for somewhere to sleep.
MERKEL
Get out of there you jug eared sexpest.
GORDON
Ooh my head I feel like I just through an egg at John Prescott. We did something yesterday didn't we?
MERKEL
I said wouldn't it be funny to make the next EU president Belgian.
GORDON
Oh God who did we choose; Poirot? Johnny Haliday, Tin Tin?
MERKEL
Oui and I said I wanted some rumpy pumpy.
GORDON
Oh God we made Rumpy the guy who cleans the toilets and writes bad poety at Maastricht president.
MERKEL
Maybe we got to drunk to phone him? Hey my tits are vibrating.
SARKOZY
None mon cheri that is my mobile I am getting a text, here it is
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm the Belgian
Who'll rule over you.
MERKEL
At least it isn't Tony Blair.