Top 10 Biggest Cocks In Advertising!! Page 5

Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 1 2009, 3:13 PM GMT

Not sure if there are any cocks as such, but I am somewhat baffled by that rash of adverts that have appeared recently from companies encouraging you to send any unwanted gold to them. In the post. IN THE POST. Yeah, that can't possibly go wrong, can it.

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I always wonder about that. Because posties are such trustworthy people with just with a A4 envelope, let alone a package adressed to 'Gold For Cash LTD'.

Also what do they mean when they say "do you have any gold jewellery that you no longer need?" Does anyone need jewellery, ever? (apart from those medic alert bracelets, which I have to get because of my penicillan allergy but keep forgetting).

Quote: Leevil @ December 1 2009, 3:16 PM GMT

They melt it down and then claim they'll send it back to you if you're not happy. Yeah, thanks

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The thieving bastards!

The retard jamboree that is the Confused.com adverts -

'Da magic telly screen was easy to use, it showed how much moneys for insurance, I hit it with a rock and got good deal.'

"Brand Power - helping you buy better"

F**k. Right. Off.

Patronising c**ts.

Here's the horror fringe - a little-known medical condition from post-fall stress.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld2m1y8jSnE

Just saw Jude Law in the Dior Homme ad. Straight in at number one I reckon . . .

Two more mobile phone based ones -

The R. Kelly style soul singer between shows on E4 - 'tongue and groove, tongue and groove'.

and

'F**k a goat love you've pulled'

A growing annoyance is that pricky indie kid and his band of merry musician pricks riding around on their T-Mobile bus of prickdom . . .

The 'Randoms' sweets advert. 'Your son is doing very devils on horseback. He is excelling at monkey wrench and you should be very f**k you'.

Quote: Slippery Jack @ December 3 2009, 10:35 PM GMT

A growing annoyance is that pricky indie kid and his band of merry musician pricks riding around on their T-Mobile bus of prickdom . . .

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2009/dec/05/charlie-brooker-screen-burn

Brooker agrees . . .

Ol El Paso.
You are all wankers you're English wankers pretending to be Americans pretending to be Mexicans. And you are f**king scum.

Pepsi Max Twunts.
You should be killed with shoes.

Ad where a young looking boy surreptitiously films another young looking boy in his underpants dancing in his room then brags to camera about how easy it is to post the footage on the internet. We are Big Brother.

This is pretty bad too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU6Wi5voG9U

Quote: The Cool Mikado @ December 11 2009, 11:00 PM GMT

Ad where a young looking boy surreptitiously films another young looking boy in his underpants dancing in his room then brags to camera about how easy it is to post the footage on the internet. We are Big Brother.

This is pretty bad too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU6Wi5voG9U

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Even with that stupid head thing, I'd still do Kelly Brook.