Quote: zooo @ November 30 2009, 8:19 PM GMTAh yes. "We have it in no-arrrr".
Twat.
*Under his breath*
We also do it in Gay Peugeot Blue which is the standard colour, the black one is 700 quid more.
Top 10 Biggest Cocks In Advertising!! Page 3
I like to think the actors were dying inside playing such utter cocks, but more likely they are like that in real life . . .
Can we do a good adverts thread for balance . . . ?
Quote: Slippery Jack @ November 30 2009, 8:18 PM GMThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy2kRk6Cylw&feature=player_embedded
One of the absolute worst examples of actors pretending to be 'real people', probably the one thing I hate the most in adverts (not to mention the utter bullshit that is the Volvic Challenge) . . .
Yes!! There's another tit that does Muller Yogurt or something?! Grrr! 
Quote: Leevil @ November 30 2009, 8:22 PM GMTYes!! There's another tit that does Muller Yogurt or something?! Grrr!
And that one with June Whitfield (is it?) with her gang of REAL PEEPUL taking on some other health challenge bollocks. So horribly annoying . . .
Quote: Leevil @ November 30 2009, 8:22 PM GMTYes!! There's another tit that does Muller Yogurt or something?! Grrr!
If I was doing Muller, Volvic, Daz challenge
Day 1.
Shit forgot I said I'd drink this shit for two weeks
Day 2.
Yum...Pass the beer.
Day 3.
Really this is making me more active?
Day 4.
Dead.
ooh ooh and that one with the Calgon tablet woman and the Barry Scott-esque bloke who compares her washing machine to her kid going out with no helmet on ("never!") . . .
Quote: Slippery Jack @ November 30 2009, 8:26 PM GMTooh ooh and that one with the Calgon tablet woman and the Barry Scott-esque bloke who compares her washing machine to her kid going out with no helmet on ("never!") . . .
Does your child ever leave the house without his helmet?
NEVER!!!!!
http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/category/just-the-adverts/
Job done . . .
Oh god, the Oatibix one with the three nobs HEE-LARIOUSLY singing along to 'My Sharona' . . .
The three types of advertising I hate the most are -
'Real People' - as mentioned previously, paid up actors pretending to be common or garden reality folk. You know a film stinks of shit when instead of having proper reviews, paid actors are stood in front of the Odeon saying 'It were really funny, best film I've ever seen...Can I have my money now?'
and
'Dubbed Adverts' - either shot in Europe or America and then dubbed with British accents. Some kid will wander into the kitchen in American Football gear and his Mum will say 'How was Rugby practice?' in her best Hyacinth Bucket accent.
and
'Glowing Packet of Death' - basically it's a cereal or can of drink that is called something else in another part of the world. So the next thing you know, the packet of Sugar Puffs their holding is shining like a glow stick at a Cherobyl rave party.
All terrible.
An annoying current trend is advert poetry - McDonalds are doing it at the moment, as are a few others.
... ah, I see Iceland are back with their annual singing gurning Christmas goons (minus Katona) . . .
Damn that Iceland advert. Who'd of thought it would've been worse without Kerry Katflaps?
Gaaah, they're on right now! My brrrraaaaiiiiin . . .
"No, I want to do a poo at Paul's."
"It's like where is this product going wrong? Nowhere."
Grrrr.
ooh yes that's one for the list!
As is the "they're gonna taste great!" singing prick . . .