The first sign of Alzheimer's is when you can't use quotes properly.
Meeting with a TV station Page 3
Wear a PVC thong and a gimp mask...and just walk in and sit right down and don't say a thing.
...that would be funny.
Quote: al_gernon @ November 26 2009, 10:46 PM GMTGot a pitch to a station with a production company. Ridiculous question, but what does a writer wear to these things? A suit?
Can't you just wear what your wee mammy usually lays out for you?
I once sat through a one hour meeting with two female producers, my flies open throughout.
It seemed to go OK.
Hope this is helpful.
My guest lecturer had his fly open on Wednesday.
It was a bloody good lecture.
(Very much NOT related to that. He was about 60. And a cross between Tom Baker and Brian Blessed.)
*googles the dude*
F**k me, he was in Star Wars and Red Dwarf. I would have taken him even more seriously if I'd known he was a proper celebrity! 
"Just one more thing, ma'am... if you noticed that his flies were open, that must mean you were staring at his crotch?"
After 2 hours worth of lecture you end up looking at everything.
Quote: zooo @ November 27 2009, 10:54 PM GMTAfter 2 hours worth of lecture you end up looking at everything.
This is the quote I shall remember you by, dear. 
Quote: swerytd @ November 27 2009, 9:33 AM GMTBut, obviously, don't wear a t-shirt saying 'I hate <channel name> and everything it stands for!'...
Wear this T-shirt!
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 27 2009, 10:30 PM GMTI once sat through a one hour meeting with two female producers, my flies open throughout.
It seemed to go OK.
If only your cock were bigger, you could have got a funny anecdote out of it.
Dress up as a superhero and climb up the outside of the building. That always seems to work.
Quote: zooo @ November 27 2009, 10:42 PM GMTMy guest lecturer had his fly open on Wednesday.
It was a bloody good lecture.
(Very much NOT related to that. He was about 60. And a cross between Tom Baker and Brian Blessed.)*googles the dude*
F**k me, he was in Star Wars and Red Dwarf. I would have taken him even more seriously if I'd known he was a proper celebrity!
that's so showbiz dwarling
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 27 2009, 11:19 PM GMTIf only your cock were bigger, you could have got a funny anecdote out of it.
How do you know the size of his cock?
Quote: zooo @ November 27 2009, 10:42 PM GMTa cross between Tom Baker and Brian Blessed.
That would be Doctor (SWITCH TO A LOUD BOOMING VOICE) WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!