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Quote: sootyj @ November 26 2009, 6:29 AM GMT

ollocks uggering ollocks astard

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

That is the question!

This isn't an answer.

Quote: sootyj @ November 26 2009, 7:06 PM GMT

And by the time he explained it, it was no longer funny

It's got to be Life on Earth for me, was that the one with the Gorillas?

Gorillas in the mist wrinkle up if you leave them there too long.

If I'm in the wrong gear, my chain comes off.

The Beatles were always talking about clothes whilst the Stones gathere no Moss.
Jagger's daughter would have objected.

I'm trying to do the rewrite, but I still can't work out what Jesus' motivation was.

Seriously though, why are there always carrots in it?

Rabbits aren't fields and dogs aren't lamp posts.

Personally, I never rated Jordan (aka Katie Price) in the first place. Pleased

I much prefer Ellie.

Actually, they DO have a couple of things in common! Whistling nnocently

My brother did once, but I could never fit.

Pomegranates are a troubled fruit.

They bleed.

Is it ever truly cold enough outside to freeze your Winnebago?

This thread reminds me of most other threads.
Darn...there is a thread loose on my new sweater.
Which reminds me of that Weezer song...if you want to distroy my sweat-er pull this thread as I waaaalk awaaaaay wowowowoooooh

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