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Government 'Tackles ' Domestic Violence Page 3

"government policy"
"spineless courts do nothing"
"bovine acceptance"

Are you a part of the MET' MR J?

And let's not forget people who are tormented into violence by their partners.

Quote: LIME5000 @ November 25 2009, 4:26 PM GMT

"government policy"
"spineless courts do nothing"
"bovine acceptance"

Are you a part of the MET' MR J?

MET?

Quote: sootyj @ November 25 2009, 4:15 PM GMT

When she died, it just seemed pointless.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Crikey sootyj, I have noticed that your humour has become much darker and much, much funnier since you started your new job.

Write all your scripts now before you get fired!

My humour has always been a bit dark.

If I was a Sith I'd be Larks Sidious.

Quote: sootyj @ November 25 2009, 4:26 PM GMT

MET?

Well I say the MET but it's really the IMET

the Isaac mulholland entertainment Taskforce.

Are you suggesting we shoudl teach dmoestic violence? On the basis our schools should doe veryhting backwards?

Quote: LIME5000 @ November 25 2009, 4:31 PM GMT

Well I say the MET but it's really the IMET

the Isaac mulholland entertainment Taskforce.

eh?

I always try my new wrestling moves on my partner.

As soon as I walk through the door I will Jackie Chan her ass.

This is the exact reason a women never played Rambo.

Unimpressed

Quote: sootyj @ November 25 2009, 4:32 PM GMT

Are you suggesting we shoudl teach dmoestic violence? On the basis our schools should doe veryhting backwards?

eh?

I'll take that "Eh?" as a clear indiction of your sheridan county roots.
Don't worry your secrets safe wit' me!
;)

Quote: Griff @ November 25 2009, 4:29 PM GMT

Well teaching maths, English, science and languages etc has been such a huge success this latest addition to the curriculum is bound to work brilliantly.

Perhaps they should give out a gold star to every kid who doesn't bust a bitch in the mouth.

I would love to be a fly on the wall during the lessons though - 'What are some common types of domestic abuse?'

'Ooh, ooh, Miss?! Miss?! Dunking your whore wife's head in the toilet when your dinner is late!'

'Yes Billy, well done.'

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