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I'm still trying to find the perfect fish and chips recipe. I've got a great one for shepherd's pie (which will be Friday night's dinner) and for some other traditional pub food, but not fish and chips.

You want to use soda water in the batter luv!

Quote: sootyj @ November 25 2009, 12:17 PM GMT

Gid crys when you eat your bogeys.

Eh??????????????

Is that somewhere in Wales?

Quote: LIME5000 @ November 25 2009, 6:06 PM GMT

You want to use soda water in the batter luv!

Seriously? I've seen about 20 different recipes and none mention that. :(

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 25 2009, 6:05 PM GMT

I'm still trying to find the perfect fish and chips recipe. I've got a great one for shepherd's pie (which will be Friday night's dinner) and for some other traditional pub food, but not fish and chips.

I haven't managed to replicate the taste of chips from a chip shop yet, unless you count wrapping it in paper to get that weird steamed effect (works quite well).

But fish should be easy? I can't think of anything particularly special about it? Unless you're thinking of "posh fish n chips" Pleased Which normally consists just of beefcut chips :D

Yes seriously. It makes the batter light and crispy like the chip-shop.

Quote: LIME5000 @ November 25 2009, 6:06 PM GMT

You want to use soda water in the batter luv!

Ooo interesting! :)

Just you wait till you crunch that crisp!

Quote: Leevil @ November 25 2009, 6:08 PM GMT

I haven't managed to replicate the taste of chips from a chip shop yet, unless you count wrapping it in paper to get that weird steamed effect (works quite well).

But fish should be easy? I can't think of anything particularly special about it? Unless you're thinking of "posh fish n chips" Pleased Which normally consists just of beefcut chips :D

Yeah, cooking the fish is easy. It's just getting the batter right. And the chips are no problem at all. I've been making those for years. Pleased

We all know you have to twice fry the chips right?

At two different temperatures...Once to get it fluffy...And twice to get it crisp?

Quote: DaButt @ November 25 2009, 5:55 PM GMT

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Quote: LIME5000 @ November 25 2009, 6:09 PM GMT

Yes seriously. It makes the batter light and crispy like the chip-shop.

I read somewhere that a bloke said he used soda water in order to get a lighter sentence for battering his wife.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 25 2009, 6:05 PM GMT

I'm still trying to find the perfect fish and chips recipe. I've got a great one for shepherd's pie (which will be Friday night's dinner) and for some other traditional pub food, but not fish and chips.

Got a deep fryer?

Quote: Leevil @ November 25 2009, 6:08 PM GMT

I haven't managed to replicate the taste of chips from a chip shop yet

Got the proper vinegar?

Onion Juice straight from the place where your partner stinks.

Quote: Aaron @ November 25 2009, 6:17 PM GMT

Got the proper vinegar?

?

Even before the vinegar they have a unique chip-shop taste though.

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