Testing Times

NOISY CLASSROOM.

TEACHER:Quiet down class – Last few answers. Question 19 – Patterson.

PATTERSON WALKS UP TO WHITE BOARD

PATTERSON:Err... (WRITING ON BOARD) 8-7-6-5-1

TEACHER:Wrong – Jane.

JANE WALKS UP TO BOARD

JANEWRITING) 7-8-6-5-1

TEACHER:Correct.
Last one – Patterson.

PATTERSONWRITING) 2-8-5-2-8-3-7?

TEACHERhow him Jane.

JANEWRITING) 2-8-5-8-7.

TEACHER:Giving us?

JANEWRITING) C U L-8-R

TEACHER:At this rate Patterson you will fail Texting, Tweeting and Tubing. Perhaps if you spent a little less time with your head in those books and a bit more time fiddling with your mobile you'd know this.

A CACOPHONY OF MESSAGE TONE BEEPS ETC.

Right, you will all have just received your grades.
Homework for this weekend –

CLASS GROANS.

Create and upload a YouTube viral to advertise the Christmas Fayre. Extra credit to anyone who can get it trending on Twitter.
Class dismissed and Patterson – 2-8-6-3-1-0-7-4-8-6

PATTERSONWRITING) C U N D-10-SHUN?

TEACHER:Correct.

Nice idea and neatly executed.

very good indeed. Slick and very funny.

Brilliant - did you enter it for RFTP? Or have you just thought of it?

Clever idea.

Thanks folks... It's not laugh out loud but it made me smile.

unfortunately I thought of it last week, too late for RFTP...

kjs

At first I didn't get this. I thought it was something like 8008135 spelling BOOBIES or something.

I've probably sent less than a dozen texts in my life, mind.

This was quite enjoyable. I think you could beef it out and maybe do a number of different versions, teaching them pidgin English, facebook studies, the list goes on. Nice!

Cheers both

kjs

Loved this. Very creative and original. Kinda reminds me of the Two Ronnies style.