Whereswilly.org
Inappropriate rip-off a children's classic.
Worst idea for a website Page 3
Jamazon
The worlds largest site for people trading in fruit preserves/
Ebaygum
A reet good place to get t' bargain.
Shebay
Like Ebay but everything is pink and costs twice as much, but it's like pink and on sale so it's still a bargain.
Haydar
For stallions who fancy a bargain.
Some real good uns here Soot. 
.ca.ca
Videos of Canadian children saying ca-ca in reference to their poops to the joy of millions of idiots who think its cute.
Have oral bodily fluid delivered direct through your letter box. Return in the tupperware container provided - no late fees ever. In fact we'd rather you kept it - we REALLY don't want it back.
Graham Norton Internet Security
Keep out viruses by being ultra-camp and scaring them off. "It's all *soooo* secure!"
The home page for Windows Pisstake - Yet another new Operating System to replace their previous bag of hackers' paradise shite; forcing microchip manufacturers into developing a new generation of chips capable of running it. Controversialy released three months before the launch of the system it was due to replace: the first true dual-processor OS: Windows Bollocks.
Panda Porn - page after page of two pandas sat in opposite corners of a cage, looking vaguely disinterested in each other.
Windows Severed - the latest operating system horribly mutilated.
[Macs Rool!]
Confused. com
Sufferers of alzheimers find the best car insurance quotes but can't remember which one was the best.
Myface.com
Everyone in the world posts a picture of their face on the web.
Children-are-the-future.org.gov
Site crashed, under construction
googly.com
Search engine for spin bowlers
Ask Peeves - the search engine that tells you to "piss off, you ignoramus."
microsoftporn.com
Titilation for little people
Moonpig.com
We donate money to a charity organisation to send Vanessa Feltz on a one way trip.
BarelyEagle.com
Biogs of people who failed the auditions to join Don Henley and Glenn Frey.
Dan