GORDON BROWN AND ALISTAIR DARLING ARE WAITING ON THE STAGE
GORDON
She's coming quick bow, don't look at her!
BARONESS ASHTON WALKS ON
BARONESS
Hello Gordon? You wanted to see me?
GORDON AND ALISTAIR
All hail our European overlord! Be merciful!
BARONESS
Crikey is she here yet?
BARONESS KNEELS ON THE FLOOR AS WELL.
GORDON
Erm we're bowing to you, you should really standup.
BARONESS STANDS UP.
BARONESS
Gordon why am I bowing to you?
DARLING
Haven't you checked your texts?
BARONESS CHECKS HER PHONE AND READS OUT LOUD
BARONESS
Baroness Ashton you are now in charge of the EU foreign policy, do you want to invade somewhere?... crikey, I didn't even know I was running that's not very democratic.
DARLING
Well's that the EU for you. The head of the EU is some obscure Belgian no one ever heard of.
GORDON
He writes Haiku oh mighty overlord.
BARONESS'S PHONE BEEPS SHE READS A TEXT.
BARONESS
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lets blow up Westminster
And kill the queen too.
Oh how nice he sent me a poem on my first day.
DARLING
Could have been worse it could have been Tony Blair.
GORDON
Don't be stupid Darling he still wants to be pope.
