There are lots of big women in Wales.
I think that's where they got the NAME from.
Which 'celeb' do you want to be lurking on BCG? Page 8
Meow!
I don't have anything against big women.
But they've got something against ME.
Usually in lifts or on the tube.
Always carry a hat pin.
Leave us chubbos alone!
VV is lucky they never had the pleasure of meeting me in a lift in the old days.
Quote: bigfella @ December 13 2010, 5:29 PM GMTVV is lucky they never had the pleasure of meeting me in a lift in the old days.
As the coversation is getting a tad heavy, glad you're elevating the situation.
Quote: dellas @ December 13 2010, 6:07 PM GMTAs the conversation is getting a tad heavy, glad you're elevating the situation.
Yes, I hope I wasn't pushing anybody's buttons.
(Do you get it?)
C'mon we need to 'lift' the mood now...I'm feeling boxed in.
Judging by their material it seems a lot of comedians waste their time on the web.
As a gag writer for Michael McIntyre it is a great source of material-
"Have you ever noticed when you Google your name it also reads: see also 'unfunny twat' 214, 347 times."
Quote: youngian @ December 14 2010, 2:59 PM GMTJudging by their material it seems a lot of comedians waste their time on the web.
As a gag writer for Michael McIntyre it is a great source of material-
"Have you ever noticed when you Google your name it also reads: see also 'unfunny twat' 214, 347 times."
One of life's greatest truths is that the expression 'unfunny twat' is usually only used to describe people who are neither unfunny nor twats.
Normal people tend not to waste their time describing genuinely unfunny twats as 'unfunny twats'. What would be the point? If someone is a genuinely unfunny twat, he's already widely known as such.
Allegedly unfunny twats are almost invariably much funnier and much less twattish than those making the allegation.
I'd like to see Ruth Jones on here.
Quote: Marc P @ December 14 2010, 3:52 PM GMTI'd like to see Ruth Jones on here.
I hope you weren't pointing at your penis when you said that.
As a matter of fact I wasn't.
Quote: Marc P @ December 14 2010, 3:58 PM GMTAs a matter of fact I wasn't.
Ruth will be so disappointed. 
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 14 2010, 4:03 PM GMTRuth will be so disappointed.
Yeah, I really don't think so. Stop projecting Veronica.