British Comedy Guide

Swimming

I dreamt this last night.

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INT. A SWIMMING POOL. DAY.

A SWIMMING INSTRUCTOR IS LEADING A CLASS COMPRISED OF A DOZEN SEVEN-YEAR-OLDS AND A HORSE.

THE HORSE IS STANDING AT THE EDGE OF THE POOL.

INSTRUCTOR:
Come on. Don't be scared.

HORSE:
I don't want to! You can't make me!

INSTRUCTOR:
I keep telling you, it's a swimming lesson, you don't have to drink anything.

HORSE:
Leave me alone! I'm not thirsty!

END

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Brilliant, loved it

Not so much a dream, as a night-mare...

:D though

Loved it.

Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud excellent.

You should eat cheese before going to bed more often. Funny one.

Very good.

Make a great funny card too.

Rum and silk mate! Top fodder! :D

Nice one!
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Excelent just the right degree of lack of explanation, neat funny and clever.

Thanks for the unexpected praise chaps. I shall pass it along to my subconscious next time I drop acid.

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I like this Kevin. A gentle little sketch. :)

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