Paedophilia-phobia - For those who are scared of themselves.
Pimp my Messiah - Tired of the old western view that Jesus was a bearded white man in what is now called the Middle East over 2000 years ago? Then this new addition to the RPG genre is a must have. Customize your Messiah with this game's plethoric options and create a new religion based on what actions you take and what you preach.
Achievement (30G): FIRST! - Kill Judas before he betrays you.
Grand Theft Manual - Like the original, but you must open up your computer and move each binary digit of data manually with tweezers to make the game work.
Womb Raider
Lara Croft sets up her own backstreet abortion clinic in 1920's London
Crying Flufreeman
Actually a manga about a Yakuza sworld weilding Radio1 DJ
He'll cut you in 3, not arf!
Donkey Schlong
Angry monkey battles small Italian plumbers by bashing them over the head with its enormous phallus.
Donkey Mong
Italian plumbers harrass educationally challenged ape
Donkey Bong
Italian plumbers get a monkey high on cannabis then beat the living shit out of it.
Donkey Song - Join Mario and co. for a good old fashioned knees-up.
Crying Fluff Freeman.
He'll chop you into 3 bits, not arf!
E3 conference: The Game - Enough said.