Worst idea for a computer game. Page 6
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 24 2009, 4:01 PM GMTHalf Wife
Paul Daniels goes in search of the rest of Debbie McGhee after a magic trick goes awry.
Bleet fighter.
Sheep fighting game.
2 and a half men
Cookery program looking at Jeffrey Dahmer's larder.
Wife beater.
Use your powers wisely to deal with the matter.
Katie Price In The Jungle
You have to get her out of the jungle, but to do this you must eat as many bugs, kangaroos testicles and other nasties as possible whilst keeping your teeth white and your skin tanned.
When you win you get to the last level Katie is a free spirit and runs away. You have to find her and shoot her. Then you win the love of the British public.
Call of Booty Black slops
Featuring gamer nerds trying to get it on with big Nigerian hoes
Halo BigBoy!
Masturbator Chief looks for a big space ring
Way of the exploding tits
beat em up game featuring all your favourite surgically enhanced glamour models.
choose the faked breasted slut of your choice and proceed to pummel your oponent until her boobs explode and her nipples fall off
"Waxing Michael Winner's Anus" - Enjoy the stunning photo realistic graphics, as you compete to wax Michael Winner's anus as quickly and painlessly as possible.
"Being Rhodri Giggs" - Experience the extraordinary life of Ryan Giggs' brother Rhodri.
"Micheal Winner's Enema Assistant" - The follow up to the best-selling "Waxing Michael Winner's Anus". You get to help Michael have his daily enema.
"HIV or not to HIV" - Choose a dirty needle from a pile and inject yourself with it. If your subsequent HIV test comes back negative, you progress to the next level. If it comes back positive, then it sucks to be you.
Gok Wan: The Game - Take the place of fashion's most televised wierd-looking man and dress people to make them look good. Or alternatively just make them all cry.
The Book Master 2012 - Read nearly every book of 2012 on your games console, includes no autobiography or biography by or of Katie Price. Bringing a new and welcome meaning to the word 'priceless'.
Cameron & Clegg's U-turn Bonanza - The first game of its genre, a genuine time-waster. Perform the biggest and best U-turns on this impressive game with in-game help from the titular characters themselves who really put the 'gits' in to 'government'. Or take your U-turns online and challenge your friends to test their U-turning skills. Remember the bigger the better!
: The World Is Ending! - Infuriate your neighbours by not believing that the world is ending. Each level presents a different apocalytic scenario from alien invasions to a great beer drought. Continue smiling and you will win.
: The Man Is Drowning - Laugh at the misfortune of others, featuring Frankie Boyle.
"Doing Porridge: Ian Huntley" - The latest game in the critically acclaimed "Doing Porridge" series allows you to experience what life is like for Ian Huntley behind bars.
LA Nougat
It's a lot to chew over.
"James Brown: Brixton Salon" - This game puts you into celebrity hairdresser James Brown's shoes, as he opens a salon in Brixton.
Paul off duty.
You're elite black ops unit must harras short arsed magic twat Paul Daniels, whilst he rests between shows. Probably by knicking his wig then killing him.
Duke Of York, nuke 'em
Shoot up mutants and avoid being iimplicated by your friendship with rich paedos.
Loom Raider
Can Lara Croft "raid" a vastly superior computer game made by Lucas arts.
Manic Miner 2011
First person shooter starring Arthur Scargill.
He's back - and this time he's angry.
He's brought them out on strike again but this time he's taking no shit from nobody. Go on a bloody rampage with a huge arsenal of weaponary killing Riot police and scabs.